Shut Up, Manners and Trouble

Once there were three boys who went to the 

park, their names were: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble. 

Trouble got lost so Shut Up told Manners to wait while he 

went to ask the police for help.

The police asked, “What is your name?” He said Shut Up, 

then the police yelled, “What is your name?”


He said Shut Up, then the police asked where are your 

manners? The boy said out in the park. Then the police 

asked, “Are you looking for trouble?” Then the boy said, 

“Yes, how did you know?”

I know it is a saltless joke but you keep your fake smile