..Menu Sir? Asked the owner
..."I'm blind...just bring me one of your dirty forks...I will smell it & order..
The confused Owner got a fork.
The Blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
"Yes I will have the Lamb with seasoned potatoes & spring vegatables"...Unbelievable thought the owner.
Two weeks later the Blind man returned
The owner now wants to see how good the blind man's smell was.
So he quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Caroline was cooking & said "Honey please do me a favour by rubbing this fork over your vagina" which she did..
He then goes to the blind man & gives him the fork.
The blind man takes it to his nose & said "Ooooh! Interesting... I never knew Caroline works here".
...The Owner fainted
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