Cucumber, pickle& penis

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives 

sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and 

stick me on a salad."


The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy,  
they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and 

juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head 

against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Old man and his lovely wife

    Once an old man told his wife: " Let`s do something in remembrance of the past. Let`s have a date in a luxurious cafe tomorrow evening." The old woman said `yes` to his offer. Tomorrow evening the man went to the cafe. He waited for her for two hours but she never came. When he returned home, he found his wife sitting on the sofa and crying. The old man asked her, "Why are you crying?" The old woman wiped a tear from her eye and said, "I loved to come but I couldn't  my dad stopped me!

By: Reza Taheri Kia

girls and Money

Boy : “I want my money now!”


Girl : “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay you


*She pulled a gun n shot himself dead*



Boy: “hahaha….. If u think you’ll get away with my money 

you're wrong, i’l follow you until you pay me.





*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *